"A.U.R.A"

THURSDAY, 18th NOVEMBER 2010...a rare disease had hit the city of Ellefar. tens of people have been detected with this dreadful disease but fortunately, there has not been any death...YET..

According to the survey done on this group of "Eii-ah 09 sea-dy" , it is found that there are few causes to this disease.

1. being overly exposed to white walls and air-conditioned environment over a period of time.

2. being on and off a working schedule that has more off days than working days ( believes to break the momentum of the mood of any kind that might inspire one's mind, which can..cause serious emotional breakdown)

3. consume an excessive amount of Flour product. eg: cucur, pan mee, or any similar addictive product
(this cause is however still under confirmation due to fear of being sued by the party who sells these product for a living.

4. inhaled an amount of air molecules which contain particles of "oohoo" that exceeds 0.5ml.




It is believed that there are many more causes to this horrible disease, however, only few can be confirmed at this stage.

Public are advised to stay away from "the infected " individuals as this disease is believed to be able to spread within the same room, or worse, the same building. Therefore, public should be aware and take extra caution when come across to anyone who has these symptoms as below:

1. spending excessive amount of time screaming and spamming people's wall on social networking websites such as facebook. common words used includes T-T, aaaaaaaaaa, heheheheheheehhe, =( , etc.

2. neverending of complains and whining through sms

3. constantly feeling hungry

4. emotional ups and downs influenced by people with professional backgrounds or better skills eg: lecturers, seniors and even peers.

5. constantly repeating a same tune over and over again...eg: Nippon paint, mariaaa...arrmmpeat meehliisa

6. easily falls asleep and feeling extremely guilty about it ( something like bulimia, difference only the things that causes guilt.)

7. in denial of being emo

8. staring blank on a penknife, feeling excited by the thoughts of stabbing it onto something soft, like ( one's flesh)
( this symptom is filed under CRITICAL STAGE)

9. always looking out at the window, perhaps, making calculation of the perfect timing to jump of the window from 12th floor above ground.

These symptoms can be easily neglected as they are not really obvious in sight. However, ignorance of this disease might lead to serious consequences like, depression, urge of committing suicide and the worse case of all, FAIL.


The authority has currently set this disease to be at Stage 2 ( the intermediate stage), however, predicted that it will continue to worsen as the month of December approaches. THIS IS A SERIOUS CASE AND SHOULD NOT BE NEGLECTED BY ANY INDIVIDUALS. It has been filed under the "the most rare disease of humankind" giving the scientific name of " Arrrchitects Undergoing Ridiculous Assessments" , A.U.R.A.

beware...you have been warned.....

the A.U.R.A is contagious